Post by infidel on May 22, 2011 22:15:50 GMT -5
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I's been doin' me best ta keep this 'ere ship on course. I suspected Mr. ___ 'casue 'o just the reason I been postin' 'afore. I's felt me logic was sound, but ye found a better target and was right 'bout him. I's man enough ta admit when I be wrong. I's also be man enough ta hate ta havin' ta do it.
Mr. ___ voted on day 1 fer ___, so fer what it be worth, I don' think the lass be a ninjar. But as'n ya been showin' me, I's could be wrong.
Las' night thar were be an attempt made on me life. It failed thanks ta tha friends I gots fer bein a Crusty Chum. I'd been 'opin thar'd be a note in thar "narration" 'bout this event, but tha good Lord felt it twertnt ta be so. Alls I cans be offerin' 'o proof 'o this be that thar be only one ninjar kill last night.
I's may not be tha best suited fer cap'n, but least I's not just sheepin' along.
=== #2:
If'n I might be tossin' out som'in fer Mr. ___ ta be considerin, mayhap go after tha vote loser so's we can get a bit more learnin' outta tha' votin' tanight?
An' a big thanks ta' Mr. ___ fer his organizin' o' what peoples be a doin'. Yer knowin' a how ta be puttin' a folks words down onta paper fer all ta see be most useful. Just don' let yerself turn inta a lawyer, else we'll 'ave ta keel haul ya fer bein' lower than a pirate.
"How did Mr. ___ become a lawyer? He passed the Barrrrr."
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___ turned out to be a swashbuckler. Are ye trying to besmirch the honor of a fallen ally, Mister ___?
Now, I'll not claim to be the sharpest of the bunch, here. I do me best thinkin' with me sword in hand and a belly full of rum. But methinks we deserve some explaining from ye, for your mutterings about our fallen jack.
What kind of bilge-swillin', barnacle-brained idiot casts aspersions on a just-departed, confirmed defender of the ship? With the kind of stink that comes off, ye'd think you were talking with yer arse and not yer mouth. Have you no sense of shame, or pride in the ship? Or be ye the stupidest ninja of all?
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___, you do realize that voting closes in an hour, do ye not? How exactly does spreading indecision help us at this point?
Maybe we should stand nice and still, to make a good target for the ninjas' nasty metal bits and wicked charms? Do ye struggle this much to decide between port and starboard, as well?
Stop draggin' anchor, says I, and let people cast their vote. Aye, it's messy, but it's a fair sight better than gettin' picked off for doin' nothin'.
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Yaaaarrr it werent just ___ that voted ta have ___ walk tha plank it were also ___ the traitorous dogfish. I be thinkin that two o them scoundrels wouldnt be throwin one o there own overboard so easy when there were little else fer support at the time. Yer lines o thinkin are not real good ___ av ye been drinkin yer proper share o the grog?
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I agree with ___, don't be making too much of words between me and mister ___. Sometimes I fight against evil, and sometimes I just fight.
It's like our dear departed Cap'n Broadbeard said once. He was guiding the ship through a narrows, with fog all about, and those that weren't manning the sails were at the rails, watching for rocks.
As is my way, I ended up trading words with someone, until the Captain shouted me down. He said, "dammit, ___, you useless sack of whale droppings! Pull your head out of your arse and stop your squabble, before you kill us all!" And so I got quiet and went back to sharpening my sword.
Those words weighed heavy on my mind, back then. At times they still do.
What were we talking about?
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Continuin' on w' me annal-ee-seas, I be findin that eacha tha below voted same as Mr. ___ twice:
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If ya be lookin at Mr. ___'s postin' 'ere, ya be seein that all 'o the folks he be sayin' arr sheepin' along with ___ also be 'a doin' so a'fore.
While ___isn'a showin up on thar listin, I dinna think ___ be a ninjar, so off ye go matey.
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Yaaarrr me hearties, twer a good night last night, it warms me black heart ta see them scurvy bilgerats going ta see davy jones. Afore we gets ta celebratin though we gots more work ta do. Yesterday when our crusty chum ___ suggested ___ be tha one we toss he were followed by the grog swilling traitor ___, and tha filthy yellow bellied scum ___. I be thinkin we need ta be rootin through the rest o them what jumped so quick ta see warban to a briny grave. ___, ___, ___, ___, and ___ all leapt at the chance they were presented and I personally be thinkin we find 1 or 2 more lily livered, backstabbing ninjas amongst that crew. What say you me buckos?
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Yarrr now ye all can see that I not be lying about my influence oer which piece o lily livered scum we send ta davy jones locker. Id be likin ta have a word with a couple a ye scoundrels what perhaps tried ta save that ill born piece a shark fodder ___.
I's been doin' me best ta keep this 'ere ship on course. I suspected Mr. ___ 'casue 'o just the reason I been postin' 'afore. I's felt me logic was sound, but ye found a better target and was right 'bout him. I's man enough ta admit when I be wrong. I's also be man enough ta hate ta havin' ta do it.
Mr. ___ voted on day 1 fer ___, so fer what it be worth, I don' think the lass be a ninjar. But as'n ya been showin' me, I's could be wrong.
Las' night thar were be an attempt made on me life. It failed thanks ta tha friends I gots fer bein a Crusty Chum. I'd been 'opin thar'd be a note in thar "narration" 'bout this event, but tha good Lord felt it twertnt ta be so. Alls I cans be offerin' 'o proof 'o this be that thar be only one ninjar kill last night.
I's may not be tha best suited fer cap'n, but least I's not just sheepin' along.
=== #2:
If'n I might be tossin' out som'in fer Mr. ___ ta be considerin, mayhap go after tha vote loser so's we can get a bit more learnin' outta tha' votin' tanight?
An' a big thanks ta' Mr. ___ fer his organizin' o' what peoples be a doin'. Yer knowin' a how ta be puttin' a folks words down onta paper fer all ta see be most useful. Just don' let yerself turn inta a lawyer, else we'll 'ave ta keel haul ya fer bein' lower than a pirate.
"How did Mr. ___ become a lawyer? He passed the Barrrrr."
=== #3:
This post from ___ made me look back. He was the one using the pokemon reasoning actually. It makes zero sense to accuse someone of your own vote reasoning.
___ turned out to be a swashbuckler. Are ye trying to besmirch the honor of a fallen ally, Mister ___?
Now, I'll not claim to be the sharpest of the bunch, here. I do me best thinkin' with me sword in hand and a belly full of rum. But methinks we deserve some explaining from ye, for your mutterings about our fallen jack.
What kind of bilge-swillin', barnacle-brained idiot casts aspersions on a just-departed, confirmed defender of the ship? With the kind of stink that comes off, ye'd think you were talking with yer arse and not yer mouth. Have you no sense of shame, or pride in the ship? Or be ye the stupidest ninja of all?
=== #4:
___, you do realize that voting closes in an hour, do ye not? How exactly does spreading indecision help us at this point?
Maybe we should stand nice and still, to make a good target for the ninjas' nasty metal bits and wicked charms? Do ye struggle this much to decide between port and starboard, as well?
Stop draggin' anchor, says I, and let people cast their vote. Aye, it's messy, but it's a fair sight better than gettin' picked off for doin' nothin'.
=== #5:
Yaaaarrr it werent just ___ that voted ta have ___ walk tha plank it were also ___ the traitorous dogfish. I be thinkin that two o them scoundrels wouldnt be throwin one o there own overboard so easy when there were little else fer support at the time. Yer lines o thinkin are not real good ___ av ye been drinkin yer proper share o the grog?
=== #6:
I agree with ___, don't be making too much of words between me and mister ___. Sometimes I fight against evil, and sometimes I just fight.
It's like our dear departed Cap'n Broadbeard said once. He was guiding the ship through a narrows, with fog all about, and those that weren't manning the sails were at the rails, watching for rocks.
As is my way, I ended up trading words with someone, until the Captain shouted me down. He said, "dammit, ___, you useless sack of whale droppings! Pull your head out of your arse and stop your squabble, before you kill us all!" And so I got quiet and went back to sharpening my sword.
Those words weighed heavy on my mind, back then. At times they still do.
What were we talking about?
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=== #11:
Continuin' on w' me annal-ee-seas, I be findin that eacha tha below voted same as Mr. ___ twice:
<list>
If ya be lookin at Mr. ___'s postin' 'ere, ya be seein that all 'o the folks he be sayin' arr sheepin' along with ___ also be 'a doin' so a'fore.
While ___isn'a showin up on thar listin, I dinna think ___ be a ninjar, so off ye go matey.
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Yaaarrr me hearties, twer a good night last night, it warms me black heart ta see them scurvy bilgerats going ta see davy jones. Afore we gets ta celebratin though we gots more work ta do. Yesterday when our crusty chum ___ suggested ___ be tha one we toss he were followed by the grog swilling traitor ___, and tha filthy yellow bellied scum ___. I be thinkin we need ta be rootin through the rest o them what jumped so quick ta see warban to a briny grave. ___, ___, ___, ___, and ___ all leapt at the chance they were presented and I personally be thinkin we find 1 or 2 more lily livered, backstabbing ninjas amongst that crew. What say you me buckos?
=== #15:
Yarrr now ye all can see that I not be lying about my influence oer which piece o lily livered scum we send ta davy jones locker. Id be likin ta have a word with a couple a ye scoundrels what perhaps tried ta save that ill born piece a shark fodder ___.