Post by infidel on May 24, 2011 22:09:14 GMT -5
=== #1:
The Serial Killer be the brute that kills with his bare hands, beatin' people to death, and, in some cases, well past death.
The way of the pirate, as we all know, is the sword, the hook, or the gun. The ninjas have their vile, sneakin' ways, like the wee metal throwing bits, an' the poison, an' people just plain disappearin' off the decks. Beatin' and pummellin' a man to death is certainly not the pirate way - we use our fists for friendly scuffles and saying hello in the mornin'.
Any man who uses his fists to kill instead of something sensible like a sword, that man is not right in the head. He's clearly usin' the wrong tool for the job.
=== #2:
Thar be a vary easy way, Mr. ___, ta be tellin' who onbard be a ninjar. Ya see, when's we be suspectin' someone strongly 'o bein' a ninjar, then supportin' that person be a showin' that you also be a ninjar.
What I be a seein' here is thar Mr. ___ been actin' suspicious. Mr. ___ be a throwin' hisself again' Mr. ___ in 'n effart ta be tryin' ta make 'imself less suspicious. I shoulds knows, I done it a'fore.
I be willin' ta bet me e'ery bit 'o grog tha' Mr. ___ done didn't snitch from me tha' if the vote went ta be a tie between ___ 'n Mr. ___, tha' ___'d be a switchin' his choice right a'fore the sun be a settin.
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=== #4:
Mr. ___ seems ta be tryin' 'ard ta be given no infermation w' his votin'. 'E's eithar a smart ninjar, er a bad pirate.
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Yar. I be votin' for ___ for the time bein'. If'n yer ain't a ninja, then at least the sharrrks won't be a-starvin' tonight.
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Gather close, young ___, and I'll give ye a lesson in the art of "How I Does It". Mebbe we can get you a kill afore we run out of ninjas.
First, you weak-kneed little gob, ye get shut of that prayin' nonsense. No gods worth knowin' will help ye spray blood on the decks, and the gods that would aid that, trust me, ye're best not even knowin' their names. If ye would cut a man down for his confusin' words, or his stupid-looking hat, ye'll have to take that weight entirely on yourself.
D'ya kenn it so far, boyo? Whether you kill or not is down just to you, your sword, an' that blood lust that lurks in ye every moment of every day. Don't ye be lookin' to any god, or captain, or whatnot, if you haven't got it in you. Kill because ye must.
=== #10:
Further, ___, me boy, an invaluable part of building up yer blood lust is having someone to abuse. Pilin' cursin' on 'em warms you up to more an' more violence, even if they don't deserve a bit of it. Especially then, really - our way is a cruel one.
The best of yer targets will rise to the bait, and give ye violence back. Always give back in kind, but take care never to kill those that rile you up the best. Killin' is best saved for the weak and the quiet, and those who plot evil in secret, instead of to yer face. Like these bloody ninja.
Attack a man for humor, or attack him for his weaknesses. Always attack from a position o' strength and style. An' if they attack you, give it back to them double, fer the sheer joy of it, fer the bloodlust singin' in your veins.
Oh, and whatever ye do, stay as drunk as ye possibly can.
=== #11:
(ed note: punnnnnnnnns)
The sharrrks won't mind who 38thDoes walk the plank.
Roight.
I'll get me coat.
=== #12:
Mr. ___, Apparently tha' seer be a findin' ye ta be a ninjar, so offen' ye go to the briney deep.
Mr. ___, it appears ye be havin' one 'o them thar slips 'o the tongue. That kinda thing be right unheathly fer a pirate ta be engagin' in.
The Serial Killer be the brute that kills with his bare hands, beatin' people to death, and, in some cases, well past death.
The way of the pirate, as we all know, is the sword, the hook, or the gun. The ninjas have their vile, sneakin' ways, like the wee metal throwing bits, an' the poison, an' people just plain disappearin' off the decks. Beatin' and pummellin' a man to death is certainly not the pirate way - we use our fists for friendly scuffles and saying hello in the mornin'.
Any man who uses his fists to kill instead of something sensible like a sword, that man is not right in the head. He's clearly usin' the wrong tool for the job.
=== #2:
Thar be a vary easy way, Mr. ___, ta be tellin' who onbard be a ninjar. Ya see, when's we be suspectin' someone strongly 'o bein' a ninjar, then supportin' that person be a showin' that you also be a ninjar.
What I be a seein' here is thar Mr. ___ been actin' suspicious. Mr. ___ be a throwin' hisself again' Mr. ___ in 'n effart ta be tryin' ta make 'imself less suspicious. I shoulds knows, I done it a'fore.
I be willin' ta bet me e'ery bit 'o grog tha' Mr. ___ done didn't snitch from me tha' if the vote went ta be a tie between ___ 'n Mr. ___, tha' ___'d be a switchin' his choice right a'fore the sun be a settin.
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=== #4:
Mr. ___ seems ta be tryin' 'ard ta be given no infermation w' his votin'. 'E's eithar a smart ninjar, er a bad pirate.
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=== #7:
Yar. I be votin' for ___ for the time bein'. If'n yer ain't a ninja, then at least the sharrrks won't be a-starvin' tonight.
=== #8:
=== #9:
Gather close, young ___, and I'll give ye a lesson in the art of "How I Does It". Mebbe we can get you a kill afore we run out of ninjas.
First, you weak-kneed little gob, ye get shut of that prayin' nonsense. No gods worth knowin' will help ye spray blood on the decks, and the gods that would aid that, trust me, ye're best not even knowin' their names. If ye would cut a man down for his confusin' words, or his stupid-looking hat, ye'll have to take that weight entirely on yourself.
D'ya kenn it so far, boyo? Whether you kill or not is down just to you, your sword, an' that blood lust that lurks in ye every moment of every day. Don't ye be lookin' to any god, or captain, or whatnot, if you haven't got it in you. Kill because ye must.
=== #10:
Further, ___, me boy, an invaluable part of building up yer blood lust is having someone to abuse. Pilin' cursin' on 'em warms you up to more an' more violence, even if they don't deserve a bit of it. Especially then, really - our way is a cruel one.
The best of yer targets will rise to the bait, and give ye violence back. Always give back in kind, but take care never to kill those that rile you up the best. Killin' is best saved for the weak and the quiet, and those who plot evil in secret, instead of to yer face. Like these bloody ninja.
Attack a man for humor, or attack him for his weaknesses. Always attack from a position o' strength and style. An' if they attack you, give it back to them double, fer the sheer joy of it, fer the bloodlust singin' in your veins.
Oh, and whatever ye do, stay as drunk as ye possibly can.
=== #11:
(ed note: punnnnnnnnns)
The sharrrks won't mind who 38thDoes walk the plank.
Roight.
I'll get me coat.
=== #12:
Mr. ___, Apparently tha' seer be a findin' ye ta be a ninjar, so offen' ye go to the briney deep.
Mr. ___, it appears ye be havin' one 'o them thar slips 'o the tongue. That kinda thing be right unheathly fer a pirate ta be engagin' in.
