Post by infidel on May 23, 2011 22:54:36 GMT -5
=== #1:
I not be liking the ___ vote still, just because of how our agreement went, but the other three need be a closer look taken to them. ___ in particular seems to be trying to stir up mutiny within our ranks.
=== #2:
We be talking about gut now?
___!
Yar har fiddle dee dee
Voting for ___ is alright with me
He is a ninja, it's so plain to see.
You are a ninja!
=== #3:
___, please pray to your Mastah for me. I be killing someone tonight, and I don't want to be going to the Locker after I do it. Spare me, it may even be a fellow pirate, but I'm done with his confusing talk.
=== #4:
Dammit, ___, ye sorry excuse for a monkey's scrotum! It pains me to say it, pains me even more takin' an oar butt in the privates, but ye be right. Arrr! The very words burn me throat!
What strange world is this, where ___ has the strategy, and ninjas run amok? If'n I survive all this (which, frankly, I doubt), methinks I'll have to search far and wide for a new punching bag to hone my abuse on. And I just got this one broken in!
Dammit, ___!
=== #5:
=== #6:
Mr. ___, ya seems ta be a right popularrr feller tanight.
I's got ta say, though, that I's find Mr. ___'s not jumpin' on tha ___ bandwagon mighty odd. Especially since the death 'o Mr. ___ would per'aps keep 'im alive fer another night.
Mr. ___, I 'ope yer not talkin' about stickin' a knife in me back. Me mum tole me thar was a right rude thing ta do...right after she done stabbed me pa in tha back.
=== #7:
The skies be dark and moody tonight. Methinks the blood will run thick yet again.
It be a week now that these cursed ninjas have hounded us, like beasts from hell. Our crew be but a shadow of what it once was.
The ship, though, she be strong. The navy dogs, we drove off, and we still hold water.
Just the dregs of the blasted ninjas remain, to be driven from the ship. Hopefully while we still have enough hands to crew her, and a captain worth following.
For tonight, I vote with the mob, and hope that its aim stays true. ___.
=== #8:
Damn you all to the briny deep! Why you be wasting a vote on me when it was my vote that helped push over the bandwagon onto ___? Thar only be hell for you at the end of my blade.
=== #9:
I be disappointed.
=== #10:
Mr. ___, just as tha good book 'o Infidel been 'a teachin' me, ifn' a man be comin' back fra' the dead, then alls 'is sins be fergiven.
Besides, I been spoutin enough stratargys that been wrong, I'd have ta get one right eventually.
=== #11:
Gather round, ___, and hear my story!
Many a deck hand was I annoyin', cursin' me way up and down the ship, with "___" this and "brainless monkey fart" that. Me blade would sing, and blood would mix with the seawater. Me mind would be clouded alternately by rum, and then by lack of rum, until I would snap and cut another poor swabby wide open. Good times.
And then Blackbeard fell, and we fell under the cloud of bloody ninjas! An evil, no-account lot! Poisons! Backstabbin'! Tamperin' with the ship itself!
And what did I do, in the face of this outrage? Well, I did what I do best, and I started killing at random. It war great fun, too, up until I died. (I mentioned the poisonin', right?)
Fortunately, me death was short-lived. I came back to kill, and kill some more, preferably ninjas this time. And so far, me blade sings reasonably true.
If ye be pirate true, and especially if ye have a calling of yer own to aspire to, then find me in private and bend my ear, lest ye be taken for a ninja at a later date.
Oh, and there be some kind of contest going on, as well, for those that prefer leadin' over killin'. Freaks.
=== #12:
Mr. ___, if'n ya be recallin, tha ninjar's had a feller 'oos prafession were Liquored Liquidator, which I be thinkin may'a been tha one who poisoned Mr. ___ and yerself. I be thinkin that Mr. ___ 'ad a bit 'o a limited supply 'o 'is poisons, so couldna' been usin' 'em every day. By tha same token, sabotage takes a bit 'o time ta set up. (Even/Odd Day Vigs)
I not be liking the ___ vote still, just because of how our agreement went, but the other three need be a closer look taken to them. ___ in particular seems to be trying to stir up mutiny within our ranks.
=== #2:
We be talking about gut now?
___!
Yar har fiddle dee dee
Voting for ___ is alright with me
He is a ninja, it's so plain to see.
You are a ninja!
=== #3:
___, please pray to your Mastah for me. I be killing someone tonight, and I don't want to be going to the Locker after I do it. Spare me, it may even be a fellow pirate, but I'm done with his confusing talk.
=== #4:
Mr. ___, if'n ya be recallin, tha ninjar's had a feller 'oos prafession were Liquored Liquidator, which I be thinkin may'a been tha one who poisoned Mr. ___ and yerself. I be thinkin that Mr. ___ 'ad a bit 'o a limited supply 'o 'is poisons, so couldna' been usin' 'em every day. By tha same token, sabotage takes a bit 'o time ta set up. (Even/Odd Day Vigs)
Dammit, ___, ye sorry excuse for a monkey's scrotum! It pains me to say it, pains me even more takin' an oar butt in the privates, but ye be right. Arrr! The very words burn me throat!
What strange world is this, where ___ has the strategy, and ninjas run amok? If'n I survive all this (which, frankly, I doubt), methinks I'll have to search far and wide for a new punching bag to hone my abuse on. And I just got this one broken in!
Dammit, ___!
=== #5:
=== #6:
Mr. ___, ya seems ta be a right popularrr feller tanight.
I's got ta say, though, that I's find Mr. ___'s not jumpin' on tha ___ bandwagon mighty odd. Especially since the death 'o Mr. ___ would per'aps keep 'im alive fer another night.
Mr. ___, I 'ope yer not talkin' about stickin' a knife in me back. Me mum tole me thar was a right rude thing ta do...right after she done stabbed me pa in tha back.
=== #7:
The skies be dark and moody tonight. Methinks the blood will run thick yet again.
It be a week now that these cursed ninjas have hounded us, like beasts from hell. Our crew be but a shadow of what it once was.
The ship, though, she be strong. The navy dogs, we drove off, and we still hold water.
Just the dregs of the blasted ninjas remain, to be driven from the ship. Hopefully while we still have enough hands to crew her, and a captain worth following.
For tonight, I vote with the mob, and hope that its aim stays true. ___.
=== #8:
Damn you all to the briny deep! Why you be wasting a vote on me when it was my vote that helped push over the bandwagon onto ___? Thar only be hell for you at the end of my blade.
=== #9:
I be disappointed.
=== #10:
Dammit, ___, ye sorry excuse for a monkey's scrotum! It pains me to say it, pains me even more takin' an oar butt in the privates, but ye be right. Arrr! The very words burn me throat!
What strange world is this, where ___ has the strategy, and ninjas run amok? If'n I survive all this (which, frankly, I doubt), methinks I'll have to search far and wide for a new punching bag to hone my abuse on. And I just got this one broken in!
Dammit, ___!
What strange world is this, where ___ has the strategy, and ninjas run amok? If'n I survive all this (which, frankly, I doubt), methinks I'll have to search far and wide for a new punching bag to hone my abuse on. And I just got this one broken in!
Dammit, ___!
Mr. ___, just as tha good book 'o Infidel been 'a teachin' me, ifn' a man be comin' back fra' the dead, then alls 'is sins be fergiven.
Besides, I been spoutin enough stratargys that been wrong, I'd have ta get one right eventually.
=== #11:
Gather round, ___, and hear my story!
Many a deck hand was I annoyin', cursin' me way up and down the ship, with "___" this and "brainless monkey fart" that. Me blade would sing, and blood would mix with the seawater. Me mind would be clouded alternately by rum, and then by lack of rum, until I would snap and cut another poor swabby wide open. Good times.
And then Blackbeard fell, and we fell under the cloud of bloody ninjas! An evil, no-account lot! Poisons! Backstabbin'! Tamperin' with the ship itself!
And what did I do, in the face of this outrage? Well, I did what I do best, and I started killing at random. It war great fun, too, up until I died. (I mentioned the poisonin', right?)
Fortunately, me death was short-lived. I came back to kill, and kill some more, preferably ninjas this time. And so far, me blade sings reasonably true.
If ye be pirate true, and especially if ye have a calling of yer own to aspire to, then find me in private and bend my ear, lest ye be taken for a ninja at a later date.
Oh, and there be some kind of contest going on, as well, for those that prefer leadin' over killin'. Freaks.
=== #12:
Mr. ___, if'n ya be recallin, tha ninjar's had a feller 'oos prafession were Liquored Liquidator, which I be thinkin may'a been tha one who poisoned Mr. ___ and yerself. I be thinkin that Mr. ___ 'ad a bit 'o a limited supply 'o 'is poisons, so couldna' been usin' 'em every day. By tha same token, sabotage takes a bit 'o time ta set up. (Even/Odd Day Vigs)
