Post by infidel on May 19, 2011 22:26:07 GMT -5
=== #1:
Yaaaarrrrr what the devil be goin on here? First there be pirate wenches then ya say its witches, now ya saying we got them landlubbin yellow bellied ninjas on board and the capn's monkey be talking? And why in blazes is that son of a syphilitic donkey ___ wearing the captains hat? Something fishy be goin on there I tells ya.
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Yar. It appears I'll have to be fishin out the votin record o'___. Right next ta his dead carcass I kin see the sharks gatherin fer the feast. Ninjas doan belong on ships, laddie.
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=== #5:
Mebyha ooblong !laout tic tic.
Mebyha ooblong !laout tic tic.
...
..
___
=== #6:
So that's how it is, then? Very well, I accept the vote, if it be the will of the crew. Never have I been one to hide behind mobs. I will face my fate with a drawn sword and a clear eye.
But know ye this, ye dogs. Hung over or no, no true pirate shuns bluster and bragging. No true pirate would send one of their own to the depths for strutting and crowing about ship. If you vote for me because you crave peace and quiet, then just you remember. Silence be the way of the ninja.
And if a silent, craven death is all ye seek, then to hell with you.
=== #7:
So ye lads don't trust yer cap'n. I can unnerstand 'at, 's bein' a pirates a 'ard life if ever thar was one.
I donned thar hat 'cuase every'n else seems ta be runnin 'bout, not tryin to keep the Crust Pearl on course. Ya lubbers needs ta get back ta work afore we sail inta a reef.
But since ya don't trust yer cap'n, then it's up ta me ta earn yer trust by commin clean. Ya see, I be...
***EPIC REVEAL***
...not only a Salty Sailor, but a Crusty Chum. 's long as I be keepin the crew workin, and the good lord 'appy, I be knowin I'll 'ave some'n ta watch me back when I be a sleepin.
If any of youse lot can peer inta a mans soul ta see 'is true colors, you'll find mine black and covered 'n the skull 'n crossbones of the Jolly Roger. I invite ye to look inta me 'eart 'n see me for what I be.
If'n ya think I be a Ninjar, yer wrong. An tossin me overboard is only gonna help them bastards take our ship.
Mr. ___, you've wisely asked if the 'at confers to me any special powers. If it do, I ain't be aware of 'em. It's just a 'at, and the only thing it be doin is paintin a Spanish Flag (target, ya dog) on me back. Thar hat don' make me be cap'n, thar attitude does.
Now, ta the business of getting ya lot ship shape.
___, th' clumsy ninjar, given himself away by conveniently a dyin. I don't image that he's been a fool enough ta draw suspicion ta the other ninjars in our ranks, so I be thinkin that Miss ___ and Mister ___ be a good, solid crew.
___, bein' that th' cap'n be dead, yer now the ship's pet, an not just tha cap'n. It takes bravery ta come outta yer hiding, and I don't like ta waste such bravery. Any man who strikes you be strikin at the ship, and that can't be tolerated.
A day past, I said that Mr. ___ and others were suspiciously pullin tha vote off of Mr. ___ an on ta Mr. ___, who 's we now knows twernt no ninja. Mr. ___ then told ye ta kill me, and today is tryin. If ya be wantin ta leave this ship helmless, then 'ave me tossed overboard. If'n ya want ta work together to root out the rat bastard ninjas, then work w' me and we be gettin this ship back to port.
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=== #9:
Yar. Editin a vote post makes it not count, ye goose. Repost that there vote, les yer wanna be inactive.
I be votin ___ tonight. *hhhhherrrk ptooooie*
Yer can't trust them ___. Wanna take all me booty. Taxes. Yar. Fer wimmin n sissies wit day jobs.
=== #10:
*looks around the crew, suspicious of possible non-pirates, but mostly ninjas*
*Glares with great intensity at ___, giving him the evil eye*
Hakrut taro booda xao crux! *Continues glaring.*
=== #11:
(ed note: names left in cause, well, yeah)
It's okay. I'm using the velvet gloves today.
: Burnage, what big gloves you have...
: The better to fist you with, my dear.
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*punches himself*
___
*punches himself again and passes out*
=== #14:
___ looks over ___'s corpse again carefully
He strokes his goatee tentatively and thinks to himself
=== #15:
Me half-blind mam (wearin' an eyepatch a course) can see tha' ___ be no ninja. ___, on t'other hand, sleeps in pijamas. What self respectin' pirate sleeps in pijamas, I ask ye? Now NINJAS, they do wear pijamas e'en during the day, so I hears...So let's make 'im walk the plank, and divvy up his booty! I'm sure tha' hat has more goin' fer it than...bein' spanish?
=== #16:
...not only a Salty Sailor, but a Crusty Chum. 's long as I be keepin the crew workin, and the good lord 'appy, I be knowin I'll 'ave some'n ta watch me back when I be a sleepin.
What in the blazin' Seven Seas is a "Crusty Chum"? Gods damn you, ___, you delusional excuse for a bed sore, have you taken to swillin' the bilge water again? You spout nonsense!
What be your special calling? You won't get hurt if no one cuts you? And I suppose your shit has some kind of magical, "stinking" power? You poor, deluded fool.
Claim ye invulnerability? How exactly do you intend to prove it? You lying ponce.
A day past, I said that Mr. ___ and others were suspiciously pullin tha vote off of Mr. ___ an on ta Mr. ___, who 's we now knows twernt no ninja. Mr. ___ then told ye ta kill me, and today is tryin. If ya be wantin ta leave this ship helmless, then 'ave me tossed overboard. If'n ya want ta work together to root out the rat bastard ninjas, then work w' me and we be gettin this ship back to port.
How dare you, you sun-blind horse's arse! How dare you hide behind the captain's hat in our personal vendetta! As others have pointed out, there was no wagon on me, except in your feeble fantasies. If you want me gone, come out and face me like a man, like a bloody pirate! The weight of that hat is clearly too much for your twisted, shrunken head.
I swear, ___, before the ship and crew, on the gods of the sea, on sail and wave, that I will make a pirate out of you. Even if it kills you.
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=== #18:
___, ya been found a wantin. Time fer ye ta walk tha plank.[/QUOTE]
=== #19:
___! You yellow-bellied coward, HOW dare you deface the fine pirate that is ___! I SHALL never submit to you as my captain. He has more pirate spirit than the rest of you sheep lovers combined.
As for the rest of you turning on poor Guard Captain ___! I'm watching you! You and your ninja-like ways. Trying to look like a pirate by getting rid of the one who acts the least like a pirate instead of putting your actual nose to work and sniffing around the Poop Deck for something extra stinky..
I'm watching you and unlike some pirates, I have two good eyes ( ) ( ).
=== #20:
I was nay able to be on this here intarrnet yesterday. Truly, I regret not being able to vote.
(In my defense, I went to see Pirates of the Carribean 4. That has to count for something.)
___ seems to know a lot about ninja history! I'm voting for ___, though. For not being able to stand pirate talk.
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A Crusty Chum be a pirate that can trust 'is mates ta keep 'im from bein stabbed in tha back, s'long as he keeps tha good lord entertained.
Arrr...and who be this "good lord" o' yers? Sounds like a' load o' codswollop, if ye ask me...'specially with ye bein' the only lord what matters on this here ship.
=== #23:
There once was this pirate captain named Jack Sparrow who had a very annoying little monkey, yarr indeed.
And why is ___ the Cap'n? I ne'er voted for 'im. The captain should be clear about what be his powers.
=== #24:
Bucko ___, tis unlike ye to not know the rules.
Order of actions: Vote > Actions > Items > Kills
There be no tricklin' here, 'less the rules be changin'. Though 'tis true that to a pirate, rules be merely guidelines most of the time.
=== #25:
Har Har Har Har someone be pulling my peg leg
=== #26:
Arrr, what a night. I drank the dregs of me bottle and staggered off to bunk. As I tried to sleep, the howling of the wind sent icy shivers down me spine.
And the dreams I had, the dreams! Bodies flying, the dead returned, hooks and pistols everywhere! It was enough to shake even the strongest of men. But the worst of it, by far, was a vision of our dear Captain's hat on the head of ___, of all people. It makes my blood run cold just remembering it. It'll be a cold, cold day before that worthless son of a whore ever even touches...
WHAT? What in all the nine levels of deepest hell is this shite? ___! Explain yourself, you shameless poxy crab! I'll take that hat off you if I have to take your head off first!
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If we were going to do something like that, it would make way more sense to just vote out ___, and have him reveal his mason partner pre-narration.
We'd still get a confirmed goody without taking the guard risk. The goody wouldn't be captain, but there's no guarantee ___ will be captain tomorrow anyway.
Yarrrr ye be wanting ta kill one o our own just ta prove a point? I'm willin ta bet that someone on can use some persuasion ta figure out whether ___ really be on our side. I'm thinkin there might be somethin wrong with dat grog yer drinkin ya mush brained son o a boar faced wench.
=== #29:
No ship be run by concensus. Tha' cap'n be the law on a ship. Those that be thinkin a ship can be run by committee 'r just foolin' thems and puttin yer mates at risk.
But no cap'n can run a ship w' oot a good crew, and that's where the lot of ya come in. Some'n needed ta step forward an' get this ship on course, and I didn't see none of youse go ta the cabin or be willin ta risk yerself ta make sure all yer mates don' get stabbed in thar sleep.
=== #30:
Catch me up, ye scurvy knaves! Afore I go all Francis Drake on yer arses!
Yaaaarrrrr what the devil be goin on here? First there be pirate wenches then ya say its witches, now ya saying we got them landlubbin yellow bellied ninjas on board and the capn's monkey be talking? And why in blazes is that son of a syphilitic donkey ___ wearing the captains hat? Something fishy be goin on there I tells ya.
=== #2:
=== #3:
Yar. It appears I'll have to be fishin out the votin record o'___. Right next ta his dead carcass I kin see the sharks gatherin fer the feast. Ninjas doan belong on ships, laddie.
=== #4:
=== #5:
Mebyha ooblong !laout tic tic.
Mebyha ooblong !laout tic tic.
...
..
___
=== #6:
So that's how it is, then? Very well, I accept the vote, if it be the will of the crew. Never have I been one to hide behind mobs. I will face my fate with a drawn sword and a clear eye.
But know ye this, ye dogs. Hung over or no, no true pirate shuns bluster and bragging. No true pirate would send one of their own to the depths for strutting and crowing about ship. If you vote for me because you crave peace and quiet, then just you remember. Silence be the way of the ninja.
And if a silent, craven death is all ye seek, then to hell with you.
=== #7:
So ye lads don't trust yer cap'n. I can unnerstand 'at, 's bein' a pirates a 'ard life if ever thar was one.
I donned thar hat 'cuase every'n else seems ta be runnin 'bout, not tryin to keep the Crust Pearl on course. Ya lubbers needs ta get back ta work afore we sail inta a reef.
But since ya don't trust yer cap'n, then it's up ta me ta earn yer trust by commin clean. Ya see, I be...
***EPIC REVEAL***
...not only a Salty Sailor, but a Crusty Chum. 's long as I be keepin the crew workin, and the good lord 'appy, I be knowin I'll 'ave some'n ta watch me back when I be a sleepin.
If any of youse lot can peer inta a mans soul ta see 'is true colors, you'll find mine black and covered 'n the skull 'n crossbones of the Jolly Roger. I invite ye to look inta me 'eart 'n see me for what I be.
If'n ya think I be a Ninjar, yer wrong. An tossin me overboard is only gonna help them bastards take our ship.
Mr. ___, you've wisely asked if the 'at confers to me any special powers. If it do, I ain't be aware of 'em. It's just a 'at, and the only thing it be doin is paintin a Spanish Flag (target, ya dog) on me back. Thar hat don' make me be cap'n, thar attitude does.
Now, ta the business of getting ya lot ship shape.
___, th' clumsy ninjar, given himself away by conveniently a dyin. I don't image that he's been a fool enough ta draw suspicion ta the other ninjars in our ranks, so I be thinkin that Miss ___ and Mister ___ be a good, solid crew.
___, bein' that th' cap'n be dead, yer now the ship's pet, an not just tha cap'n. It takes bravery ta come outta yer hiding, and I don't like ta waste such bravery. Any man who strikes you be strikin at the ship, and that can't be tolerated.
A day past, I said that Mr. ___ and others were suspiciously pullin tha vote off of Mr. ___ an on ta Mr. ___, who 's we now knows twernt no ninja. Mr. ___ then told ye ta kill me, and today is tryin. If ya be wantin ta leave this ship helmless, then 'ave me tossed overboard. If'n ya want ta work together to root out the rat bastard ninjas, then work w' me and we be gettin this ship back to port.
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=== #9:
Yar. Editin a vote post makes it not count, ye goose. Repost that there vote, les yer wanna be inactive.
I be votin ___ tonight. *hhhhherrrk ptooooie*
Yer can't trust them ___. Wanna take all me booty. Taxes. Yar. Fer wimmin n sissies wit day jobs.
=== #10:
*looks around the crew, suspicious of possible non-pirates, but mostly ninjas*
*Glares with great intensity at ___, giving him the evil eye*
Hakrut taro booda xao crux! *Continues glaring.*
=== #11:
(ed note: names left in cause, well, yeah)
Of all the people to be stuck with, I got Burnage
I can hear the sound of him pulling on the gloves from here
I can hear the sound of him pulling on the gloves from here
It's okay. I'm using the velvet gloves today.
: Burnage, what big gloves you have...
: The better to fist you with, my dear.
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=== #13:
*punches himself*
___
*punches himself again and passes out*
=== #14:
___ looks over ___'s corpse again carefully
"So he was indeed a ninja..."
He strokes his goatee tentatively and thinks to himself
=== #15:
Me half-blind mam (wearin' an eyepatch a course) can see tha' ___ be no ninja. ___, on t'other hand, sleeps in pijamas. What self respectin' pirate sleeps in pijamas, I ask ye? Now NINJAS, they do wear pijamas e'en during the day, so I hears...So let's make 'im walk the plank, and divvy up his booty! I'm sure tha' hat has more goin' fer it than...bein' spanish?
=== #16:
...not only a Salty Sailor, but a Crusty Chum. 's long as I be keepin the crew workin, and the good lord 'appy, I be knowin I'll 'ave some'n ta watch me back when I be a sleepin.
What in the blazin' Seven Seas is a "Crusty Chum"? Gods damn you, ___, you delusional excuse for a bed sore, have you taken to swillin' the bilge water again? You spout nonsense!
What be your special calling? You won't get hurt if no one cuts you? And I suppose your shit has some kind of magical, "stinking" power? You poor, deluded fool.
Claim ye invulnerability? How exactly do you intend to prove it? You lying ponce.
A day past, I said that Mr. ___ and others were suspiciously pullin tha vote off of Mr. ___ an on ta Mr. ___, who 's we now knows twernt no ninja. Mr. ___ then told ye ta kill me, and today is tryin. If ya be wantin ta leave this ship helmless, then 'ave me tossed overboard. If'n ya want ta work together to root out the rat bastard ninjas, then work w' me and we be gettin this ship back to port.
How dare you, you sun-blind horse's arse! How dare you hide behind the captain's hat in our personal vendetta! As others have pointed out, there was no wagon on me, except in your feeble fantasies. If you want me gone, come out and face me like a man, like a bloody pirate! The weight of that hat is clearly too much for your twisted, shrunken head.
I swear, ___, before the ship and crew, on the gods of the sea, on sail and wave, that I will make a pirate out of you. Even if it kills you.
=== #17:
=== #18:
___, ya been found a wantin. Time fer ye ta walk tha plank.[/QUOTE]
=== #19:
___! You yellow-bellied coward, HOW dare you deface the fine pirate that is ___! I SHALL never submit to you as my captain. He has more pirate spirit than the rest of you sheep lovers combined.
As for the rest of you turning on poor Guard Captain ___! I'm watching you! You and your ninja-like ways. Trying to look like a pirate by getting rid of the one who acts the least like a pirate instead of putting your actual nose to work and sniffing around the Poop Deck for something extra stinky..
I'm watching you and unlike some pirates, I have two good eyes ( ) ( ).
=== #20:
I was nay able to be on this here intarrnet yesterday. Truly, I regret not being able to vote.
(In my defense, I went to see Pirates of the Carribean 4. That has to count for something.)
___ seems to know a lot about ninja history! I'm voting for ___, though. For not being able to stand pirate talk.
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=== #22:
What's a crusty chum?
A Crusty Chum be a pirate that can trust 'is mates ta keep 'im from bein stabbed in tha back, s'long as he keeps tha good lord entertained.
Arrr...and who be this "good lord" o' yers? Sounds like a' load o' codswollop, if ye ask me...'specially with ye bein' the only lord what matters on this here ship.
=== #23:
___ for bein' afraid o' a little monkey. What kind o' pirate is afraid o' a monkey? None that I know.
There once was this pirate captain named Jack Sparrow who had a very annoying little monkey, yarr indeed.
And why is ___ the Cap'n? I ne'er voted for 'im. The captain should be clear about what be his powers.
=== #24:
We'd best be getting as many votes off of ___ and ___ as possible, because with maximum carnage rules, there's probably going to be inconvenient vote trickle rules in place.
Bucko ___, tis unlike ye to not know the rules.
Order of actions: Vote > Actions > Items > Kills
There be no tricklin' here, 'less the rules be changin'. Though 'tis true that to a pirate, rules be merely guidelines most of the time.
=== #25:
Har Har Har Har someone be pulling my peg leg
:winky:
=== #26:
Arrr, what a night. I drank the dregs of me bottle and staggered off to bunk. As I tried to sleep, the howling of the wind sent icy shivers down me spine.
And the dreams I had, the dreams! Bodies flying, the dead returned, hooks and pistols everywhere! It was enough to shake even the strongest of men. But the worst of it, by far, was a vision of our dear Captain's hat on the head of ___, of all people. It makes my blood run cold just remembering it. It'll be a cold, cold day before that worthless son of a whore ever even touches...
WHAT? What in all the nine levels of deepest hell is this shite? ___! Explain yourself, you shameless poxy crab! I'll take that hat off you if I have to take your head off first!
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=== #28:
Umm, can we vote out your mason partner then ___?
Once he dies green, then we have a outed goodie and can get a network started.
(This relies on the assumption that there is a guard(s) and they are paying enough attention to guard ___.)
Once he dies green, then we have a outed goodie and can get a network started.
(This relies on the assumption that there is a guard(s) and they are paying enough attention to guard ___.)
If we were going to do something like that, it would make way more sense to just vote out ___, and have him reveal his mason partner pre-narration.
We'd still get a confirmed goody without taking the guard risk. The goody wouldn't be captain, but there's no guarantee ___ will be captain tomorrow anyway.
Yarrrr ye be wanting ta kill one o our own just ta prove a point? I'm willin ta bet that someone on can use some persuasion ta figure out whether ___ really be on our side. I'm thinkin there might be somethin wrong with dat grog yer drinkin ya mush brained son o a boar faced wench.
=== #29:
And why is ___ the Cap'n? I ne'er voted for 'im. The captain should be clear about what be his powers.
No ship be run by concensus. Tha' cap'n be the law on a ship. Those that be thinkin a ship can be run by committee 'r just foolin' thems and puttin yer mates at risk.
But no cap'n can run a ship w' oot a good crew, and that's where the lot of ya come in. Some'n needed ta step forward an' get this ship on course, and I didn't see none of youse go ta the cabin or be willin ta risk yerself ta make sure all yer mates don' get stabbed in thar sleep.
=== #30:
Catch me up, ye scurvy knaves! Afore I go all Francis Drake on yer arses!